Gerry thinks he is funny, some might say he is, others however just think he is sad, we’ll leave it to you to decide what he is. Here are some of his favourite jokes.


What’s pink and fluffy

Pink fluff

I saw a bloke chatting up a cheetah

He was trying to pull a fast one

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house.

I didn’t know what to make of it.

Why did the skeleton refuse to bungee jump?

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

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Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

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What’s red and smells like yellow paint?

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

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